chocolate dinosaur

A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK

"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."

"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."

by Darth Ramious April 02, 2022

Chocolate dinosaur

It's when your fucking a bitch in the ass and then u pull out and your girlfriend starts sucking your dick

Dude it was awsome I totally got the chocolate dinosaur last night

by Coaltrain666 September 19, 2022

The Dinosaur Club

A slang term used to describe a member of the lesbian community. See Lickalottapuss

-"Did you see thos lesbians making out at the mall?"
-"Yeah, talk about The Dinosaur Club"

by BPH1 May 21, 2011

The Angry Dinosaur

When a girl is going down on a guy and he punches her in the forehead and she bites his dick.

“I gave her the Angry dinosaur last night. Hurt like a bitch but man was it hot!”

by DarthRoxy January 02, 2018

Dinosaur Cat

Once apon a time dinosaur man found a cat. They made a dinosaur cat. They evolved into chickens. MATH!!!!!!!!!

I have a dinosaur. I have a cat. Uggh. Dinosaur cat

by Jdjenchc December 15, 2018

Emotional support dinosaur

Someone who you depend on who is taller than you, someone you can trust, someone who you want to make sure is safe, someone who keeps you stable

“They are my emotional support dinosaur.”

“I’m their emotional support dinosaur.”

by TheScottishQueen September 16, 2021

Dinosaur Chicken Nugget

When you meet a guy whose small scrawny appearance makes you think their pp is small, but in reality they possess a gargantua, thus prompting the fitting name 'dinosaur chicken nugget'.

Person 1: Yo I just saw this small scrawny looking dude at the gym locker room, and when he stripped naked I was shocked that his dick was actually a dinosaur chicken nugget!
person 2: Wtf, why would you be looking at a naked dude in the first place?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021