The Diddy hotline

Where incompetently stupid teen females go when they have unresolved daddy issues

Is it just me or do you have to be beytarded or incompetently stupid to visit the Diddy hotline, even as female teen w/out a mental health diagnosis

by Sexydimma October 14, 2024

diddy shots

the most devious oiled up backshots ever

Bro I gave this girl some crazy diddy shots last night

by Geeenfn December 28, 2024

What is diddy blud doing on the calculator

Is when you found the answer to 6+7+6+7+41

“ what is diddy blud doing on the calculator”

“ i am trying to find the answer to 6+7+6+7+41”

by Okhon November 5, 2025

No Diddy

Another variant of "No Homo" relating to the gay rapper Puff Daddy

"I love you bro, no diddy"

by Dustin Ben Ordonetter May 2, 2024

Dog Diddy

Special nickname for anyone who fucks dogs.

Person 1: Ayyye, look, Dog Diddy's at it again!!
Person 2: Ugh, such a fuckin' creep. We gotta call the cops and report this guy to the SPCA again....

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

Diddy

Small and/or irrelevant, commonly used in reference to football teams.

Support your local wee shite diddy team when the cinch isn’t on

by de.virtute September 7, 2023

Goofy ahh diddy blud

A diddy blud (like Drake) who's so ducking goofy, he makes you cringe on his behalf.

Guy: Yes, I'm a proud lolicon, why do you ask? And please do make it quick... I have a palate of teas and crumpets to partake in! Muehehehe...! 🧐
Me: Shut yo google chrome chicken bone ahh up, you goofy ahh diddy blud! 😂

by Morning Overcast May 29, 2025