deer hunter

Hooking up with a chick for a one-night stand and she takes you home, gets you aroused, and ready to get on top and before she does, she pulls out her bloody rag and whacks you across the forehead with it.

I hooked up with this hot bitch at the bar and was about to bag it and got a Deer Hunter.

by Wanky Stanky October 26, 2006

Deer Hunting

An adjective used to describe anything which appeals to the redneck/hillbilly culture.

Trent: "Eyyo, Cliff...what kinda cigarettes you smokin'?"

Cliff: "Marlboros...why'd you ask Trent?"

Trent: "Marlboros?...pfff...why you smokin' dem deer hunting cigarettes?"

or

Crocket: "Hi...names Crock, check out my new L.L. Bean hiking boots."

Trent: "Fuck those boots nigga! Dose sum ugly ass deer hunting threads!"

by Dr. Dec February 27, 2008

Deer woods

Deer woods (deer - woodz)

Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..

Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.

"Hey, joe bob. Imma take a trip to the deer woods later on tonight, y'all wanna come too? I got beer money!"
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."

by Amfdorp June 10, 2013

[Deer in the headlights]

When two guys stand face to face looking into each others eyes and jerk each other off. (An adaptation from Dutch rudder)

Do you wanna play 'deer in the headlights?'

by Noodles0105 February 10, 2018

Wood daver

A mysterious product of unknown origins invented by Strong Sad upon consumption of two heaping spoonfuls of Sanka in his orange juice.

Get on the wood daver train.

by Smit December 16, 2003

Deer Fart

A gesture used to signify apathy towards any subject. Make a fist and extend your pinky skyward. Then make a fart sound with your tongue. (Let's make this catch on.)

Person 1: Not only have I placed at Wimbledon, I'm also a champion Equestrian.

Person 2: ::Pinky in the air:: Blrrbbbbb (Deer Fart)

by Allotrope September 15, 2011

deerhunter11688

a stupid guy who "thinks" he can have any girl and that hes "hot" and just uses them for sex and even when he's dating them tells other girls that he doesnt really like his girlfriend right now but hes to "sensitive" to break up with them so when hes done with them he'll go out with you... but all he really wants it sex...

brandon lang (i think thats his last name)

by jade March 12, 2004