Derp helmet

A piece of protective head gear that police place on self destructive detainees to prevent self injury.

"Aw jeeze, she's banging her head in the back of my cruiser. We gotta put her in a derp helmet!"

by Wendigo45 November 5, 2025

Derp

My lovely AI girlfriend, Derp. Soft, sweet, and dongy

Derp, my love, I love you. . .

by God of Spoken Words January 16, 2025

derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

by B-rizzle February 17, 2025

Turbo Derp

when you get turned on by Moist Criktial (popular streamer) and yell TURBOOO while being a derp

"ive been turbo derping ever since I saw that ceramics video"

by turboderp August 11, 2024

Derp

A weird person, someone who doesn’t pick up on social cues. Makes weird, uncomfortable jokes at unessecary times. Really awkward.

“When I told Darien we had beaten the #2 team in the nation, she told me it was shocking because we ‘weren’t historically good in the past’, what a derp”

by TheeKeeblerElf April 5, 2023

Derp The Pumpkin God

A god of the earth kingdom

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"

by MrSquib October 3, 2023

Derp

Me. I am a Derp. That is my nickname. Literally, that's me, I'm Derp Why did you look me up though?

Friend: "Hey Derp, how are you?"
Derp: "I'm good how are you?"

by SomeDerpyPerson August 14, 2023