Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

Derping

scared and coughing

"I'm just derping so hard." - Call Me Kevin

by powerwavz December 3, 2020

Derp

to waste time; doing anything and everything unproductive; piddlin' around

I was locked out of my apartment so I just derped around town until my roommate got home.

by Yamahm June 19, 2016

Derping

Scared and coughing

“Oh no I’m derping”

by Mr.not Kevin December 3, 2020

over-derp

when a thing exceeds the usual capacity of derp. an overdose of derpage.

I tried to make an awkward turtle but I over-derped it.

by russiansubmarine December 9, 2015

Derp

A nooby or pointless person, this word can also be meant as a way to say someone is stupid. See noob for the way derp can be meant in video games.

That guy is so derpy. He is totaly a derp, does not even know how to reload

by StickmanOfDoom March 13, 2016

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016