The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.
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by Urbandick12345678910 October 30, 2019
Get the David mug.David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.
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david is fake.
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Get the David mug.A guy who gets late to uni even though he only lives up the road (roughly 5 mins). He plays fortnite all day, with all those sweaty wins.
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