David

Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.

Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019

David

A guy who really likes bbws and lizzo he is also really ugly and can only get fat people women or men he takes it or leaves it he is really unfunny and has a small dick usually has ugly curly hair that looks like pubes and is the gay best friend he likes dogs in different ways than usual and tells his mom to suck his dick

Guy 1:Yo that guy likes fat people

Guy 2:Must be a david

by Bigboydavid23132 February 4, 2020

David

Sucks big balls

Wow David sucks balls

by RIDQ May 8, 2020

david

a dumbass bean with no arm hair

omg he has no arm hair he must be a david

by beansssssa August 7, 2020

David

a fat linemen that sucks at math

David u suck

by Hensuw naoenrqbw February 27, 2020

David

The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.

God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.

by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020

David

an absolute fool

Did you see David? Max and him stole a shopping cart

by Sporkin February 3, 2019