crusty edges

when ya girl dye her hair but then she fucking gets the dye on her forehead so you can see the stain

"yo stacy dyed her hair" "yeah but she got them crusty edges"

by eggsandsuch August 1, 2016

Hot and crusty

Hot and crusty is a sexual position which is uses by both men and women to stimulate their partner. One rubs their feet against the bed to create friction and then uses said foot to stimulate their partners genitalia. The heat caused by the friction leads to the "hot," while the "crusty" is a reference to the bunions, calluses, and or fungus on the person feet. Hot and crusty can also refer to a small bakery/eatery.

Dude I would love for that babe to five me a hot and crusty

hey we should visit a hot and crusty for some chocolate donuts

by Schmerman January 27, 2011

crusty roosevelt

The act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the shit crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.

Camille was passed out drunk last night and i busted a mean crusty roosevelt on her head!!!!

by Bear Balls January 18, 2008

Crusty tuna

(CRUSTY TUNA)

That chick has CRUSTY TUNA between her legs. ;
Her vagina doesn't STINK like (CRUSTY TUNA ) IT STUNK like CRUSTY TUNA

Someone toss her some douche , she smelled like CRUSTY TUNA
If she smells like CRUSTY TUNA don't touch it she needs a pap smear!!!

by ND&DR June 25, 2018

crusty cheeto

A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.

Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto

by Penilechode July 25, 2017

crusty blanket

When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.

Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"

Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"

by CrustyBlanket May 25, 2016

crusty cracker

a teenage girl who looks crusty. she feels and looks like garbage. she most likely looks sick

Amanda: I'm such a crusty cracker!

Bethany: Yes you are, you look real bad.

Amanda: I need better quality makeup
Bethany: Yes you do.

by i like to cry November 7, 2019