Crusty Orange, aka Donald Trump.
Called Crusty Orange because he is old and has a fake orange tan that sits atop of his wrinkly and blotched skin.
Called Crusty Orange because he is old and has a fake orange tan that sits atop of his wrinkly and blotched skin.
by Yikesman January 14, 2017
Get the crusty orangemug. Hot and crusty is a sexual position which is uses by both men and women to stimulate their partner. One rubs their feet against the bed to create friction and then uses said foot to stimulate their partners genitalia. The heat caused by the friction leads to the "hot," while the "crusty" is a reference to the bunions, calluses, and or fungus on the person feet. Hot and crusty can also refer to a small bakery/eatery.
Dude I would love for that babe to five me a hot and crusty
hey we should visit a hot and crusty for some chocolate donuts
hey we should visit a hot and crusty for some chocolate donuts
by Schmerman January 27, 2011
Get the Hot and crustymug. When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.
Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
by CrustyBlanket May 25, 2016
Get the crusty blanketmug. The act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the shit crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.
by Bear Balls January 18, 2008
Get the crusty rooseveltmug. That chick has CRUSTY TUNA between her legs. ;
Her vagina doesn't STINK like (CRUSTY TUNA ) IT STUNK like CRUSTY TUNA
Someone toss her some douche , she smelled like CRUSTY TUNA
If she smells like CRUSTY TUNA don't touch it she needs a pap smear!!!
Her vagina doesn't STINK like (CRUSTY TUNA ) IT STUNK like CRUSTY TUNA
Someone toss her some douche , she smelled like CRUSTY TUNA
If she smells like CRUSTY TUNA don't touch it she needs a pap smear!!!
by ND&DR June 25, 2018
Get the Crusty tunamug. by Timbo1022 February 16, 2009
Get the Crusty Pawsmug. Amanda: I'm such a crusty cracker!
Bethany: Yes you are, you look real bad.
Amanda: I need better quality makeup
Bethany: Yes you do.
Bethany: Yes you are, you look real bad.
Amanda: I need better quality makeup
Bethany: Yes you do.
by i like to cry November 7, 2019
Get the crusty crackermug.