cotton candy crush

referred to guys (rarely girls) who seem perfect for you; however once you finally get a taste of him he's not all that you thought he would be, he doesn't satisfy you. Just like cotton candy.

She thought she liked him, but as soon as he shot his tongue down her throat, she realized he was just a cotton candy crush.

by Peach_A_Boo December 28, 2009

Shittin' in Tall Cotton

the act of coming into a large sum of unexpected money.

We just got our tax return back so we'll be Shittin' in Tall Cotton for a while!

by Beek920 March 1, 2011

Kyle Herblin Cottone

A cute little scrawny white big blue eyed boy with a brown afro and grizzly beard. He likes to make weird noises and is a fan of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and once was in love with a girl named Kim. But now he's too lame to even visit her at school = In other words... an asshole.

That guy is a real Kyle Herblin Cottone

by succubusssssss February 19, 2009

cotton eye joe

a guy named Joe with a cotton eye and nobody knows where he is or came from

Where did he come from, where did he go? where did cotton eye joe come from?

by solzness October 9, 2017

Cotton Pickin Ninny

Cotton Pickin- referring to black slaves or niggers as they were called then.
Ninny- Nincompoop

In the end- Stupid Nigger

You cotton pickin ninny, what in Hell were you thinking?

by a cotton pickin ninny April 1, 2010

cotton cum-candy

cotton cum-candy is the dick-flavored spun cumgasms of a group of hotties.

The guys made cotton cum-candy with the cumgasms of nearly the whole squadron of cadets!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Redding Cotton

Redding likes it in the back door! He is in love with Jessie Gonzales!!!

O Jessie i like it in the back door!

by Taylor Charnetski January 5, 2005