Corn Song

The Corn Song is a song made by TikToker with no sense of humor.

Basically they use a video of a kid talking about why they like corn, And made it into a song

Why

Dude: You guys want to make a TikTok of the Corn Song?
Man: I'd rather Kill Myself instead.
Guy: Same.

by Kingcarterp1us September 6, 2022

corn on the cops

kurt cobain's first song

corn on the cops,corn on the cops,the cops are coming.they're going to kill you

by futuramafan March 9, 2008

Corn Boiler

When a guy is having a threesome with 2 women and he dumps his load in one girl's ass, then the other girl gets down to clean up the cream pie and the girl holding the load fires it into the other girl's mouth with a fart. Then they kiss. Essentially a mix between felching and a snow ball, with a little flatulence sprinkled on top.

Lastnight on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno gave Ricky Martin a corn boiler.

by azazel529 May 1, 2010

Corn Busher

A chick who uses corn, instead of the usual cucumber, to masturbate. Usually happens with hick/farm girls who either cant afford/find dildos, or perfer a more earthy feel

Look, its susie. She is a corn busher. I heard shes got a few kernels in the basket.

by Greg Muller October 11, 2006

Corn Persuasion

As in being of the corn persuasion; one that acts like the fictional "cornflake", aka flake. Comprehensive word meaning homosexual, horny, and sexually deviant simultaneously

"That guy is definitely of the corn persuasion"
"Man she is so of the corn persuasion"

by Haran April 17, 2008

Corn crop

When your girl hasn't taken care of her lady parts in quite a while and it starts looking like a corn crop. Depending on how long she hasn't landscaped, it can start growing it's own husk.

"Does your girl got a corn crop down there?"

by IroncladPisces November 11, 2019

Corn Zombie

A Hoosier who is very closed minded and 100% follows Fox News, right wing news in general, or whatever strange things their local rural church preacher shouts from the pulpit.

The Corn Zombies are complaining because apparently, somehow, removing Aunt Jemima and other historically racially stereotypical and insensitive references inconveniences them.

by ItsAPrankBro June 17, 2020