A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.
Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.
Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.
Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.
by Murrey from Michigan December 18, 2010
Get the Ketchup Cookmug. Furiously masturbating.
by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015
Get the Cooking the dogmug. The evolutionary gap between man and ape. Able to perform tasks of great simplicity in a primitive state of being.
"I saw a monkey at the zoo today daddy!"
"No sweetie, that was just one of the line cooks at the rainforest cafe."
"No sweetie, that was just one of the line cooks at the rainforest cafe."
by Danielgclapp June 12, 2014
Get the Line Cookmug. When doing it doggy style, you put one arm behind your back and the other hand shading your eyes, like you're looking for something far away. A variation on the Admiral, but a little more classy (and with historical significance)
Girl having sex doggy style turns around and says "What are you doing?"
Guy replies:" I'm doing the Captain Cook. I'm sailing Down Under"
Guy replies:" I'm doing the Captain Cook. I'm sailing Down Under"
by Jazzmoid October 30, 2010
Get the Captain Cookmug. Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.
Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok
I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook
Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok
She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook
These are all from Insomiac Tour
I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook
Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok
She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook
These are all from Insomiac Tour
by Gozzy August 20, 2006
Get the dane cookmug. verb: the degeneration of the funniness of a comedian or comedy movie caused by dumb assholes quoting that comedian or movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again untill he/she/it is no longer fucking funny.
Napolean Dynamite was a great movie, until it got dane cooked; the dumbasses in my history class kept saying "do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?" OVER AND OVER until I began to actually hate the movie which I had originally liked very much.
YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.
YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.
Get the dane cookmug. by Light Joker October 13, 2004
Get the cooking with gasmug.