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moms coming

when your homie blows a fucking fat ass cloud and you scream moms coming to scare him
homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*

homie 2: MOMS COMING!

homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*

homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga

homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that
by nigga148 October 19, 2019
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Coming out

A thing gay people do when they “don’t want to make a big deal out of it” but then get offended when everyone else doesn’t “make a big deal about it”, throw them a party, and begin praising them as if they are a God
“Mom, dad, I’m coming out”
Good for you, son.

“WHAT???? THATS IT??? WHERES THE FUCKING CAKE?? YOU GUYS HATE ME IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
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Oh lawd he comin

The term most commonly used for popular memes that involve a particularly cute household pet heading towards the camera.

However, this has more recently been used for the Gorillaz fandom's 2D Cat meme, created by @murdoc.is.god on Instagram.
*2D Cat walking down the street*
Any Gorillaz fan ever: OH LAWD HE COMIN
by AlphaOmegaMonster November 25, 2018
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Rage Comic

A type of comic found on various websites which use poorly drawn pictures and faces to be funny.
I spent the whole night looking at rage comics.
by zombie_kitteh August 22, 2011
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THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018
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pussy comitatus

Seamus: Sorry, can't make poker tonight, my wife wants a clit-rub.
---Randy: Pussy comitatus, dude.
Seamus: ... What?
by Randiee April 6, 2010
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coming out of the coffin

'Coming out of the coffin' is a term used to describe the experience of a person, typically, but not always, a male who has previously been highly critical, who professes his undying love and admiration for all things Twilight. He publicly and proudly confesses that he has read the books, seen the movies, can answer any trivia question, wants to dress like Edward for Halloween (and any other holiday), and really wants to visit Forks, Washington on vacation.
He could no longer lie to his friends, and excuse his presence at yet another Twilight movie premier by blaming it on his girlfriend. He was coming out of the coffin.
by Lord Buff November 28, 2010
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