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No-Coffee-No-Talkie

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.
"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No-Coffee-No-Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".
by Wizerd1889 October 1, 2019
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Wilkins Coffee

A famous coffee brand with commercials that include puppets named "Wilkins" and "Wontkins", which were made by Jim Henson.
Wilkins You have any Wilkins Coffee in your house?
Wontkins No.
by It's-a me, Isaac! December 29, 2020
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coffee stuffed

When someone intentionally knocks hot coffee into your face.
Once he found out his girlfriend was sleeping around, he coffee stuffed that skank.
by RickRollMonster January 23, 2009
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Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.
On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.
by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010
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The Coffee Club

The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.

Viva La TCC!
Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.
by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020
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coffee rot

That feeling you get from drinking coffee that usually ends in extreme pooping
I went to Starbucks this morning and caught a mean case of coffee rot, I've pooped 7 times in the last hour
by Mr Shmee September 6, 2013
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reverse coffee

I want some reverse coffee to put me to sleep
by Yejau June 4, 2016
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