Cleveland Hot Kwong

When a small asian guy rubs chocolate all over his body before his gilfriend masturbates him until he comes on his belly. After that, they mix the chocolate and the cum together and drink it as a hot chocolate milk.
Whooo Suzie, it's pretty cold outside, how about a Cleveland Hot Kwong?
by lap1539j September 14, 2006
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Cleveland High School

Portland, OR.

Noun) Place where rich white kids go to school, and act like they are all black. Listen to rap music, suck at all sports.
Man, that kid is such a wigger, he must be attending Cleveland High School.
by GregOdensABeast October 08, 2009
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cleveland wax job

“Cleveland Wax Jobs”. It just does the rear end as opposed to the Brazilian Wax job that gets it all. It’s a discount service for the poor or people who live an alternative lifestyle.
Her BF likes a clean bung hole, so she got the discount Cleveland wax job.
by Beigepuma53 March 15, 2023
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Cleveland Nostril Bomb

A Cleveland Nostril Bomb is comprised of several alcoholic beverages, and may take up to 30 minutes to complete. The person attempting a Cleveland Nostril Bomb will often times become more intoxicated as the challenge goes on.
1. A person will drink a mason jar of moonshine
2. The same person will eat 3 slices of cheese pizza
3. Eat an entire lemon, and wash it down with either hard iced tea or hard lemonade.
4. (This is where it gets it's name.) Drink two shots of Jack Daniels through their nose, this may be with a straw.
5. Have an associate or friend slap them across the face to congratulate them for completing a Cleveland Nostril Bomb.

The Cleveland Nostril Bomb may inflict serious injury on a person who attempts it.
"Aw man, my nose burns like hell and I'm hungover as shit. What the fuck did I do last night?"

"You did a whole Cleveland Nostril Bomb in 13 minutes, dude!"

"Fuck"
by Large Condiment July 09, 2017
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Cleveland Steamed Carrots

When someone puts carrots up their butt and the heat from their butt hole steams the carrots. Then they poop it on their partner. Similar to a Cleveland steamer.
The woman tried out the new Cleveland steamed carrots trend with her boyfriend.
by Bubble guts 13 January 29, 2022
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cleveland mud slap

When you shit on a girls pussy and slap it down with your dick
Damn bro, last night I gave my girl a Cleveland mud slap
by Thatguywhoeatspie February 03, 2018
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Cleveland Chicago Express

Shitting on someone's chest though an open sunroof.
I almost got an indecent exposure charge after giving her a Cleveland Chicago Express.
by BigDrew77 April 21, 2022
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