Cleveland Hot Kwong

When a small asian guy rubs chocolate all over his body before his gilfriend masturbates him until he comes on his belly. After that, they mix the chocolate and the cum together and drink it as a hot chocolate milk.

Whooo Suzie, it's pretty cold outside, how about a Cleveland Hot Kwong?

by lap1539j September 20, 2008

Cleveland High School

Portland, OR.

Noun) Place where rich white kids go to school, and act like they are all black. Listen to rap music, suck at all sports.

Man, that kid is such a wigger, he must be attending Cleveland High School.

by GregOdensABeast October 8, 2009

Cleveland Curl Up

When one is laying flat on their back with knees bend upwards while moving their head up to reach the asshole of the person standing right in front of them with ass towards them, thrusting his/her tongue DEEP INSIDE the anus each time he/she moves his/her head to the top. Under Cleveland municipal law, any sex act that is performed within Cleveland city limits must involve shitting, so the person who is receiving a rimjob via a Cleveland Curl Up is legally obligated to shit onto the tongue of the giver of the Cleveland Curl Up; essentially the “cherry on top.”

I decided to try something new with my Girlfriend so I asked if we could take turns doing Cleveland Curl Up…

…and she left me :(

by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023

Cleveland Steamed Carrots

When someone puts carrots up their butt and the heat from their butt hole steams the carrots. Then they poop it on their partner. Similar to a Cleveland steamer.

The woman tried out the new Cleveland steamed carrots trend with her boyfriend.

by Bubble guts 13 January 28, 2022

Cleveland Nutter Butter

The act of taking a dump in between two Graham crackers, cumming on the poop, and making the other person eat it

My girlfriend was hungry and I was horny. So we compromised for a Cleveland Nutter Butter.

by Pecker Abu Bakr August 5, 2020

deryck cleveland jr

A real Nigga that loves God n would soon be able the buy his momma a rolls Royce

That Nigga deryck Cleveland jr said Adriana is in the past

by Djatl January 30, 2017

Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016