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NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.
Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."
by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025
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cigaretticide

The unintended murder of nonsmokers by the cigarette smoke smoker's cigarettes release in to the air is called "cigaretticide."
In a LIARS COURT comedy titled "Cigaretticide," the unintended murder of nonsmokers by the cigarette smoke smoker's cigarettes release in to the air is called "cigaretticide'. Regardless of what percentage of smokers know that the smoke from the cigarette they smoke goes into the lungs of every person who happens to be around them, the big news is that very few smokers know that the smoke which flows out from the cigarettes they smoke is killing some of the people who happen to be around them.
by but for April 29, 2020
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Niggarette

Zots a proper niggarette
by Rii-Likes-Coconut May 15, 2020
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Niggarette

A black guys slang he uses whever he needs to say "ciggarette".
Ayo man can oi git o niggarette?
Sou maen i gotcha
by anonymous April 15, 2021
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