Person a: hey have you seen Ranas most recent tiktok post
Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!
Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!
by Fryingslugswithshells July 17, 2023
Person a: hey have you seen Ranas most recent tiktok post
Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!
Person b: yeah... she needs to be checked into a psych ward shes chronically online!
by Fryingslugswithshells July 17, 2023
The brown, toasted, remains of weed after being smoked through a vaporizer.
Commonly stored and stashed away in the event of a dry spell.
Commonly stored and stashed away in the event of a dry spell.
Stoner 1: Dude, please tell me you're holdin'!
Stoner 2: Nope, but I've got some Cosby Chronic we can smoke!
Stoner 2: Nope, but I've got some Cosby Chronic we can smoke!
by Papawoot July 19, 2012
A double-edged disease which develops when a male carries both recessive alleles from their parents during pregnancy. This disorder is extremely rare as only 20 people are annually diagnosed with the symptoms which include, but not limited to;
-Gigantic Penis
One of the first recorded cases was from a young boy in Albania. It was reported that he first noticed the symptoms when his friend told him to turn around, resulting in his Chronic Big Cock (CBC) hitting him directly in the tempol. 3 days later, the young child that took the severe 'slap' was buried in a closed casket ceremony.
-Gigantic Penis
One of the first recorded cases was from a young boy in Albania. It was reported that he first noticed the symptoms when his friend told him to turn around, resulting in his Chronic Big Cock (CBC) hitting him directly in the tempol. 3 days later, the young child that took the severe 'slap' was buried in a closed casket ceremony.
by miloonc0kefan January 03, 2021
When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.
Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”
Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
by Yourmumwozhere June 16, 2021
by jackhammerinyournuts November 16, 2021
Is used when referring to strong weed. According to Snoop Dogg, the the phrase 'the chronic' came about as a mispronounciation by Dr. Dre of weed grown using hydroponics. Dre supposedly thought the weed was "hydrochronic".
by raggi April 18, 2015