chris

Some fat fuck that no one likes and is broke af and gay

chris is gay

by #Chris is gay May 15, 2018

Chris

Usually a big fat guy who ass crack hangs out all the time and low key smells like shit

Damn Chris's ass crack is always hangin out and. It smells hella bad

by Bansh January 20, 2017

chris

A guy who lives and works in Bournemouth.
One who drinks too much with people called Gary.
Generally says Do one far too much.

Lets go drinking tonight, Chris!

by Darren Swan January 29, 2008

Chris

A long legged fag who tells people he has a huge dick but in reality it's smaller than a sea cucumber

My name is Chris I drive a Honda Civic and I cry when people talk about my dick

by Bigcat9797 May 20, 2016

Chris

A lonely man who never has any friends, usually someone who is an asshole and tries way too hard to get a girlfriend. He usually will act like a badass even though he is a weak man. It is common for people with this name to be in a Choir or in Gym although he doesn't actually try.

Man Chris tries way too hard.

by Not-A-Chris March 25, 2018

Chris

A ferret looking child who’s girl friend doesn’t like him because he has a small dick

Chris has a baby dick

by Ttopacosta January 31, 2018

Chris

Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? You may never know what Chris a person is talking about but one thing is for sure he's gonna be pretty fuckin hot

Girl: Man I love Chris
Guy: what Chris?
Girl: Chris. Did I stutter?3

by Wagawagapacman May 29, 2019