Perimeter Check

An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.

Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.

by cmgc July 15, 2020

Clam-check

A nut-check but for a female.

Jose deserves a clam-check

by Anne.me January 17, 2008

check the statistics

Look at your money, then look at my money

I have more money than you check the statistics

by YaTmull January 25, 2018

Brokeback Check

A test done to check whether someone claiming to go fishing has actually gone fishing or if they are having an illicit gay love affair. Simply place a note on the end of their fishing pole asking them to bring back some fish. If they do, the test is negative. If the note is still there at the end of the trip, it is positive. They've been to Brokeback.

"Hey, Dad's been going fishing a lot lately with his friend from work. Do you think something's going on?"

"I don't know. Better do a Brokeback Check."

by L & S January 4, 2009

the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020

KWC Check

KWC is an acronym for: Keys, Wallet and Cellphone

KWC Check is a kind of a quick process where you check if you have your Key, Wallet and Cellphone with you or not in relevant situations such as when leaving your home for work, or while leaving a party or a friend's place or a restaurant.

Have you done your KWC Check?
Oh shit. I forgot to do my KWC check before leaving. Now, I don't have my wallet with me :(

by 27weeks March 5, 2021

coochie check

When you use your coochie to get men to buy goods and services for you.

Alicia tried to buy herself a car with a coochie check and it bounced.

by catlady70 February 4, 2016