Cell Phone Constipation Relief

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009

splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.

by mango070 March 17, 2008

Cellar Dweller

A chronic masturbater.

When their relationship ended, Alfred become a cellar dweller.

The catholic priest, after years of celler dwelling, was relieved when he was hired to be the new youth minister.

by Hagggard March 19, 2009

Cell Phone Ogre

The beast that is the real reason for accidents involving a phone. When the driver of a car is talking on a cell phone the Cell Phone Ogre grabs the car and throws it into another car. Normally masks his appearance in the form of an individual or higher power stopping people from using a phone while driving.

Driver: Ooh! My girlfriend just sent me a text message, I'm gonna check it. Hmm.. she's leaving for the airport now, I think i'll text back saying "have a great trip!" *Driver begins to text*.
Sister: OmG Don'T teXT WhILe dRiVinG!!1one! (Cell Phone Ogre in form of sister)

Kid is following parents to camping grounds on an empty road.
Kid: *calls parents* Hey can we stop and get some food soon? I'm starv...
*Cell Phone Ogre (invisible to everyone) picks up the '73 Metallic Blue Slugbug and throws it into parents' pick-up. Kid dies.*

by Brycipoo January 1, 2009

cella

an awesome girl that loves men and jack skeleton. She likes to call her friend Sabs a turd. Someone who's always in a good mood and and makes everyone around her laugh. She's the silent Bob to my Jay. Someone who like to watch pirated videos on the computer and mushroom beds. she likes to say "i have a dick the makes bitches famous, wanna ride?"

turd

Donny: *making a dieing dog noise*
Sabbath: "IS THAT A REAL DOG?!?!?!?"

Cella: "IS IT OK?!!?!?!"

Stupid Billy: "Lets go to the park guys"

Cella: "Dude, Billy I'm on the mushroom bed, please leave me alone, your really gay. FUCK MY LIFFFEEEEEEE"
Sabbath: "oh that's a Cella move"

by sabs/sabbath January 4, 2010

Mexican Cell Phone

Being to cheap to afford a real cell phone, you go to the toy section in Wal-Mart and buy a 2 way walkie talkie.

Pedro, can you hear me? Testing, Testing! Jose I can hear you - our Mexican Cell Phone works!

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

cell phone

Cell Phone (Cellular Phone, Cellphone, Cancer-stick.) N.:

The cell phone is a device that came out during the 1980's. It has gone through a series of evolutions, from the brick-like appearance that it once had, to the satchel-bomb looking Carphone, to the almost sex-toy in shaped objects we have now days.

Cell phones are host to a slew of 'programs' used for various forms of communication, from the Standard voice-interaction called Calling, to the Text-Message, right down to the tag-like system of Voicemail.

Oddly enough, these options all cost exorbitant amounts of monetary wealth.

So I got my first Cell Phone Friday... and I heard my wallet crying in agony.

by Chris Shank October 4, 2005