Cape Girls

Cape Girls aren't like other girls. They know how to have fun, keep the good times rolling, not just party, but do things others wouldn't think of. Growing up with sand between their toes, wind in their hair, and the smell of the ocean, they grew up in the best place on Earth. There's nothin like the wild things they do at night, during the day, chillin at the beach, late nights on the sand, bonfires, parties, driving around with the top down and a bathing suit on, never ending summers, cuz no matter what time of the year it is, there's always something to do on the cape and the cape girls kno about it. Looking for a tan, hott girl who knows whats up, might break your heart cuz once you leave, you wont forget her but there's always more of you, and wherever she goes, she'll always have the memories of the best years one could have....

A cape girl lives your vacation...

by Cape Girl Herself May 8, 2005

Cane Rapist

One who dresses in an old timey way, ussually in a bowler derby hat, that looks like he is going to rape you.

"Did you see Joe at the party?"

"Yeah, he looked like a cane rapist in that bowler derby hat!"

by Starsmoker July 17, 2010

cape girls

Hot girls with nice bodys who know how to toke and not choke.

Them cape girls are chill.

by redman January 1, 2004

quim cape

a close cousin to "quim nuts"; a pair of loose hanging vagina lips which when pulled tight by the owner can be utilized as/or closely resemble a superhero-like cape.

...she then lept onto the dresser, turned with an outstretched quim cape, and kamikazied my dick!!!

by theoniondeath August 1, 2009

Horatio Cane

Receiving oral with sunglasses on, as you're about to spew, you take off your sunglasses ala Horatio Cane and blow your load in her face

I was at the beach receiving fellatio, as I was about to climax, I pulled out, and gave her a "Horatio Cane"

by El Duro July 7, 2008

Russian Candy Cane

A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.

Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

Cooking Cape

Arguably The worst cape in RuneScape. generally acconpanies by dragon med helms, and occasionally trimmed by a fletching cape. i would be embarrassed to wear one.

Jeremy: Yo Brad look at that guy with the cooking cape. Brad: ROFL what a noob how embarrassing. Jeremy:

by Sqkuid Ward October 16, 2008