when you get an enema then run in front of your friend drop your pants and spray shit all over them their shoes and every thing in a 25 foot radius. Then yell out chocolate cannon and run away leaving your friend stunned, creeped out, and stuned.
Jerry: "Jim why you walking funny, dude what you doing, holy shit it got in my mouth!"
Jim: "Chocolate cannon!"
Jim: "Chocolate cannon!"
by chief bigstick October 24, 2011
Get the chocolate cannonmug. The male genitals located in the lower abdominal region of a man. Can be located on a transvestite as well.
That chick should have never looked down the barrel of my clam cannon, now she's blind for life, and pregnant.
by LocoMoto December 18, 2014
Get the clam cannonmug. Example 1
Guy1: Dude, how was your night with Jessica?
Guy2: Man, i couldnt believe it, i spent half the night packing the cannon.
Example 2
Dude, you never pack the cannon!
Guy1: Dude, how was your night with Jessica?
Guy2: Man, i couldnt believe it, i spent half the night packing the cannon.
Example 2
Dude, you never pack the cannon!
by XxSleevesxX February 24, 2010
Get the Packing the Cannonmug. Receiving head and at the point of climax, the woman removes her mouth from the man's genitalia, pointing it at his face. If the man lacks the force to reach his face, he will climax on his own chest.
by Marc Tomas October 19, 2007
Get the sex cannonmug. An ordinary air cannon with the ammunition of human farts. This proves to be a very effective projectile stink weapon.
Dr. Prater: Heads up, kids!
Brandon: Oh what the fuck is that smell?!
Dr. Prater: HAHA taste ma dutch cannon BITCH!
Brandon: Oh what the fuck is that smell?!
Dr. Prater: HAHA taste ma dutch cannon BITCH!
by Xxn0sc0p3zxX October 27, 2010
Get the Dutch Cannonmug. A noise maker assembled with soup cans duct tape. lighter fluid and a lighter to that makes the sound of a cannon.
Soup cans are opend on both ends except for the first one. It is opened with the old triangular can opener on top and a hole is pierced on the bottom end. The other cans up to 5 or 6 areTaped to the triangular open can making a tube. one or two drops of lighter fluid (the type used to fill the old fashioned lighters) it driped into the hole then rocking the cannon back and forth to get air into the chamber for a few moments, then, place a flame near the hole will ignite the cannon making a loud bang
Soup cans are opend on both ends except for the first one. It is opened with the old triangular can opener on top and a hole is pierced on the bottom end. The other cans up to 5 or 6 areTaped to the triangular open can making a tube. one or two drops of lighter fluid (the type used to fill the old fashioned lighters) it driped into the hole then rocking the cannon back and forth to get air into the chamber for a few moments, then, place a flame near the hole will ignite the cannon making a loud bang
by Path of the wolf February 8, 2010
Get the Okie Cannonmug. Famous porn star most notably known for her roles in bestiality films and gang bangs. Also auditioned for a part in the "Dick in a Box" jingle.
by derkaderkastan February 1, 2010
Get the Shannon the Cannonmug.