A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.
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Get the A Callummug. A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.
“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”
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