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Trilingual Culture

The ability to speak, read, and write in three different languages but being unable to coherently communicate using them.
The Joon Hoops Groupchat is the epitome of 'trilingual culture.' Most of us are multicultural and can speak different languages but still end up being dumb as fuck.
by Loyalite March 7, 2020
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Cancel Culture

A fake culture made up by faggots so they can be "powerful", since their legs are probably fucking melted rubber when they attempt to stand up and do actual shit. Cancel culture is an act of canceling someone on the internet for their opinion, so the world is a "safer" place. Cancel culture is known for being incredibly racist and homophobic to straight and white people, though cause an 8th ocean made entirely out of tears if someone misspells a name. Cancel culture is also a hell spawn of fatherless children who are spoiled brats and only care about sexuality and sex, because they are whores and pedophiles. For some reason mods like to "suck" their toes.
Internet Dude 1: *replies to cancel culture* Hey, bread isn't purple.

Cancel Culture: How dare you call me "dude"! I am Yulihbageduiah, God of Periwinkle. King of taco-bell, maker of child porn, destroyer of "Nazis" , an Ultimate God. You can't disrespect me. I will cancel you.

Internet Dude 1: bouta get the FBI on this pedophilia shit *calls FBI*
Internet Dudes 2 & 3: What's going on?
Internet Dude 1: bouta teach this mothafucka some goddamn justice

Cancel Culture: You can't call the FBI on me. That's transphobic. I will cancel you all.

Internet Dudes: We have the right to report illegal activity since the dawn of humanity idiot.

Cancel Culture: Well, I have the right to cancel you and call mods. @Mods!

Internet Dudes: 😨 we gonna see weird shit, brace yourself!

Mod: You can't disrespect my princess. Banned!

Internet Dudes: ah shit here we go again.

Mod: I am so CLOSE to losing my virginity. It has been more than 1 x 1010^100 years, and I am still waiting. You will no longer ruin my ultimate goal. I have been incapable to die until I lose my virginity, now I c-

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Internet Dudes: phew, the FBI got here in time

Cancel Culture and Mod: where my door go 😭

FBI: You are under arrest for being a fucking weirdo.

Mod: WAIT! Lemme lose my virginity first! I have b-

FBI: She's 4 for fucks sake 🥶

Mod: Love is love

& FBI: Hell naw, you getting a life sentence now nigga

GOOD ENDING: The pedophiles got arrested, and justice was served.
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
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cultural whiplash

Going from one event to another when the two are from separate worlds.
I got cultural whiplash when I saw Kanye the same night I saw Aida.
by Flowergirl373737 June 5, 2017
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Kounter Culture

The opposite of pop culture. Not opposite because of it's level of oddness. Rather, opposite in it's level of uniqueness.
Under ground hip hop, and unsigned indie acts are a core foundation to Kounter Culture.
by Prince_kam April 26, 2011
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Cancel Culture

The culture or active community of people who commit the action of "canceling" someone. To ruin someone's life by getting them de-platformed (banned) off of all social media and have them hated by the majority of humanity. You would do that by finding the tiniest imperfection in their history or a mistake they made. For example a tiny shoplifting crime they'd committed in there past or if they were in the wrong crowd 13 years ago.
Johnny: Oh look what I found according to this article. Michael Ronaldo stole a snickers bar 9 yeas ago.
Timmy: So what.
Johnny: Come on. We're going to go post this on social media and cancel him!
Timmy: Seriously, you're going to be one of those people involved in cancel culture?
by deware May 14, 2023
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culturally ambitious

Toffs call it social climbing. Depending on the person's attitude and background you can work out if they are just under confident (which makes them ok), a self absorbed dick-head (bad) or a whining neurotic (v bad). These people are usually peer-pressured, inexperienced in life, and think they don't fit in. Solution: get the knowledge about how to be cool, but don't think on it too much. BE cool, not ACT cool. There's a difference. And be part of the crowd, but don't think like the crowd. NB: being popular doesn't involve being a social climber, unless your peergroup are childish twats.
teenage whining neurotic A: I wish I were cooler like Ben. Ben wears Nike, I'm going to plaster my face and back and room with Nike.

teenage awesome dude B: Meh, don't be culturally ambitious, but I get you.

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teenage dick-head A: I want to ditch you, move on to these new cool guys so I'm going to change everything about my style to fit in.

teenage awesome dude B: if you want to ADD to your personality and ADD friends, fine, but if you're trade up? fuck you
by don'tbeatwatnow July 2, 2012
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Crab Culture

The rising sensation of the urge to pinch someone. Often times very violently.
by jordanmonty May 3, 2020
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