by A*R*D February 25, 2011

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016

Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.
by Publius0987 April 11, 2025

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.
by anonymous September 10, 2020

noun: Any type of draws that cover the ass (this includes high/french-cut panties, bikinis, breifs, boxer breifs, and boxers).
by Mike's Wifey May 16, 2005

When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.
Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?
Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
by pnutbutta May 28, 2011

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!
by Libdill August 26, 2021
