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Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse
I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.
by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009
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Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.
My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.
by DHalla November 29, 2010
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Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.
Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”
by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023
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country locked

A method of locking a gate, shed, area with a pad lock or chain that when viewed from a common distance appears to be locked however isn't.
John "Country Locked" his gate every night with the padlock. But didn't lock it all the way to ensure his wife could get in after work.
by Falcon8507 May 19, 2021
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Country rat

A person who's very country but lives in the city.
by Bri🐀-aka: Applesauce lord November 21, 2019
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Country justice

Country Justice is a term used to threaten harm another of vigilante violence. Used by individuals who live in rural areas that do not call police but inflict their own justice with no judge or jury. This is a threat of physical violence on another person.
We handle thing with Country Justice around here.

That’s what you call Country Justice. (After inflicting physical harm on another person)
by Country Boy Proud November 2, 2021
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Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger
Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night
by Phat dino March 6, 2021
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