counter-balancing

Someone trying to take things from balanced to imbalanced.

He/she kept trying to throw things off by counter-balancing everything all the time, even when it wasn't actually helping anybody but him/her. Since he/she held nothing sacred, no underdog or favorite, they were all just pawns like everyone and everything else to him/her.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Counter cope

A big fat cheater, who cheated on ashely, omg! he is big bad and very fat!

That boy was being a counter cope!

by Big Ball buster September 19, 2022

counter-bandwagoning

To reject popular culture, music, and ideas for attention, and the purpose of fitting in with non-conformists. Counter-bandwagoners often spend time in your face talking loudly about how "different" they are, and bashing popular musicians/celebrities. They usually don't know what they're talking about. Since non-conformists seem to make up half of the teenage population nowadays, in a way, counter-bandwagoners are actually conforming to socially acceptable ideas. Or at least they pretend to.

(In reality these people probably don't care about pop culture at all. And that's fine, but if you really don't give a shit, then act like you don't give a shit. Being true to yourself is a lot less annoying and makes you a lot more likeable to others.)

1.)Jessica: "FUCK MACKELMORE! I can't stand his annoying-ass music. he fucking sucks! I bet he doesnt even write his own stuff!"

Brandon: "Ugh, stop counter-bandwagoning. Some of his songs are pretty good, actually. He seems like a pretty nice dude. And yes, he does."
(good guy Brandon)

2.) Miley Cyrus is a good example of a counter-bandwagoner.

by everythingsawesomeallthetime August 30, 2013

Counter Petty

The act of being petty in response to another person and/or companies pettiness.

When Dominoes charges you 30 cents for 6 packets of Parmesan cheese and the delivery driver forgets to bring said 6 packets of cheese, being counter petty, you call and have the delivery driver turn around and bring you your 6 packets of Parmesan cheese.

by jsinnmusic August 28, 2020

Shoes on the counter

A hoe who is to busy to put her shoes away in a normal place.

Look at that hoe Ashley, she just wildin with them shoes on the counter.

by Red Vader Eyes Ryan November 28, 2023

over the counter baby

A over the counter baby is given if you go to the doctor for your loneliness, and you are prescribed with 1 prescription of baby

Linda: I was felling lonely, so I went and got some over the counter baby
Vanessa: cool

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

counter bail

When you originally suggest and make plans, then at the first sign of the other members bailing, you bail first

I was going to go out with Dakota but then he said he might not be able to make it so I counter bailed and said I definitely couldn’t make it actually.

by Thomasdeegan January 23, 2018