Nevada Cocktail

A sexual move where usually the female will put one foot on the male's testicles, and the other foot used to choke the man out. Next, the woman will clasp their hands together over the male's penis and begin to suck very hard.

Mike: Bro what happened to you last night?
Dave: (In hysteria) She took everything...
Mike: Rebecca? W-w-what did she take?
Dave: (Still Crying) she took all my sperm... performing a Nevada Cocktail...

by FakeFent November 19, 2024

Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

by Mega Hemroids January 01, 2022

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

Cocktail Slide

Pouring the ingredients of a cocktail into a partners vagina, then fucking them. Afterwards, pouring it into a glass and partaking

Had a cocktail slide last night. Needed more gin however

by ScrubMasterFTW October 04, 2021

Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin in a recreational form.

I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail the other night. I haven't been able to sleep, drink, or eat since.

by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022

Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin at the same time.

I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail on Friday night.

by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022

An Elvis Cocktail

When a person takes a mix of sleeping pills and alcohol. Typically, this refers to the way Elvis Presley overdosed in his bathroom.

"Wow dude, slow down, you can't drink that you have to take your meds remember? You don't want an Elvis cocktail."

by Larryj1986 July 20, 2022