Celebretarded

A condition that exists for those with minimal or no knowledge of celebrity gossip, news, or other information pertaining to the personal lives of actors/actresses, musicians, athletes, politicians, and other famous personalities.

"How could you not know Tom Cruise is a scientologist???? You're so celebretarded!"

by larrythelifter November 3, 2011

anti-celebration

The shouting, swearing and general annoyance when your sports team concedes. Always a lot more fun when alcohol is involved.

When an anti-celebration will occur:
Opposition score
*Screaming at the top of your voice, whilst flailing your arms* "For fucks sake, you useless set of cunts; the Jews performed better in WWII"

by Gin the Dentist September 14, 2011

Going Home Celebration

1.(n.) Funeral.
A very sad event. This term is popular amongst some religious people who believe in the afterlife (i.e. - the person's soul is going back home to heaven).

Sister Rachel: Will you be attending Sister Lana's Going Home Celebration, Sister Beverly?
Sister Beverly: She passed? God bless her soul.

by that guy who watches you December 27, 2009

celebits

Some more famous than infamous bits with exclusion of bytes. Related words: celeuks, celeints. Denoting celebrities that are not doing IT any more, plaintively stating, No sex please, we're British.

Give those celeuks versus celebrits a fair chance at beComing celebits.

by Hercolena Oliver May 12, 2008

cewebrity

an internet personality that has attained celebrity

Have you seen that kid from pixieland.org? Holy crap he's poppin up everywhere including conan o'brien...when did he become a cewebrity?

by dkonstruxion August 20, 2006

Celebration of femininity

when a bunch of girls who are so obsessed with the fact that they are women, that they must get together in a big party and all bitch about how mean and obnoxious guys are. They must also talk about how great it is to be a female, and how hard it is to be a female and give birth

The stupid women all got together and had a celebration of femininity.

What a bunch of self-promoting hoes.

by K-dawg0001 February 2, 2009

celebritute

A celebrity famous only for being a wild party girl or boy. Famous simply for being rich, wild, and usually out of control. Former actors/actresses, who only use their stardom to get into wild parties also qualify. See Also, Celebstitute.

Paris Hilton is SUCH a celebritute. She should hang out with Tara Reid now that Brittany Spears has gone around the bend.

by marks amoungus January 13, 2008