brokeback blumpkin

A kind of brother blumpkin between two gay cowboys, usually in Montana.

Earl and Stu served up a brokeback blumpkin in a Helena motel room.

by dickymon August 25, 2006

Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

by Brandon June 24, 2004

eiffel blumpkin

a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the blow job is being penetrated from the back (either through the ass or the pussy)

Girl- I'm not giving you head while you shit unless I'm getting some too.

Guy- Well then take it from the back and we'll call it the eiffel blumpkin!

by swarles barkley January 11, 2009

blumpkin pie

The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.

She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.

by reirei_shaniqua October 18, 2010

Perpendicular Blumpkin

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.

I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.

by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012

Raining Blumpkin

Reciving oral sex while deficating in the shower

Dude my girl was sucking my dick in the shower it felt pretty good but after i took a shit in the middle magical. total raining blumpkin

by toddthecameraguy July 8, 2011

wish.com blumpkin

When you can’t get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.

Shane couldn’t convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.

by Larry Fromish April 11, 2021