Blood Job

a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.
"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."
by Backseat Lover March 04, 2009
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Techno Blood

People who define themselves as the true blooded european (even though it is their parents who are from the motherland); Euro's who define being Euro by god awful techno music, faux hawks, and tight bright dress shirts. Insist on chanting "PARRRTY ROCK BOOOYZ". Play techno 24/7, even if they are the only techno blood in the room.
Person1: I can't handle going to his house anymore
Person2: Why? Is it the techno beats?
Person1: Yes, exactly, I can't put up with it any longer. It's not real music. His friends love it though, it's all they listen to, its because he's Euro.
Person2: First thing - his parents are Euro. Second, stay away from the techno bloods.
by 3and1yumyum December 08, 2009
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blood sword

Your cock after having sex with a girl on her period, covered in blood.
Ben: "I've shagged a girl on a period before..."
Tom: "Ewww, What the fuck man!?"
Jak: "BLOOD SWORD!"
by Wonderwake August 26, 2009
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Blood Egg

The wife can't do anything this week, she's laying blood eggs
by Clown trousers January 13, 2021
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Lead Blood

A entitled stoner who thinks smoking is better than drinking. Claims to be enlightened by smoking.
Mike won’t stop smoking he’s such a Lead Blood.
by Mushroomsdonthelp September 12, 2023
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blood knut

a gigantic load of cum with traces of blood in it.
That girl got blood knut all in her eye last night
by super drinker August 01, 2011
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Blood fillet

When a girl/woman is on her menstraul cycle, and everybody can smell her except for herself.
"Why, she openin her legs, I smell dat blood fillet ova here!"
by The cherry 1! July 17, 2005
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