blind-gating

Staying in someone's blind spot for a really long time while driving.

Instead of passing me cleanly, the dude was just blind-gating. Luckily, I had my mirrors set up so I could see him.

by 1695814 August 06, 2013

Cankle Blindness

When a person likes another person so much that they can look past their cankles or even find beauty in them. Common in love-struck teens.

He's got it bad for her, man. The way he looks at her, he's got cankle blindness.

by YoungCalc June 20, 2017

Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"

I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.

by MonkeyWings August 06, 2010

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 02, 2018

Blind Publish

The act of clicking the "Publish" button on Urban Dictionary without even reading the definition first

I just blind published 5 definitions on UD. My life is complete.

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.

I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.

by JayFlyer May 06, 2015

hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.

Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.

by SadCandy56 May 10, 2018