14th birthday

Early teen, building their tiktok platform by day and sleeping (or snapping guys/girls) by night. When they throw their birthday party and receive the cake, now, 14 year olds may choose to smash their face in the cake or share it with fellow partiers.

"happy 14th birthday"
"SMASH THE CAKE NOW!"

by UrbanDictionaryACC May 14, 2021

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Birthday Hole

The female bumhole, anus, rectum, chocolate starfish, brown lips.
A very polite way to say you had Anal Sex

I met a girl last night, she let me slip it in the Birthday Hole.... that was a surprise.

When your wife surprises you with the great news that tonight is that one night a year you can stick it in her bumhole.

by BuckT March 2, 2022

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Golden birthday

When you turn the same number as the number of the month your birthday falls on (eg. 22 on January 22). This birthday is the on,y birthday you are guaranteed to get laid. You must go to the bar regardless of age or relationship status and enjoy getting your "golden kill".

Yo man it's my golden birthday so I'm gonna get some golden pussy tonight!!

by mackwort January 21, 2015

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birthday sex

its THAT shit. birthday presents riii ahhhh iiiii de OUT

Liz got dat birthday sex when midnight hit.

by Sir Cott August 25, 2009

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Anal Birthday

When your so excited that it's your birthday that when you go to blow out the candles you shit your pants.

Shane: Ryan had an anal birthday last week
Jordon: How do you know?
Shane: There was choclait frosting in his pants

by Not So Happy Birthday March 7, 2011

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Birthday Sex

The sex which gets Lindsay pregnant

"Damn, she is looking fat!"
"She just had some birthday sex"

"Aw the baby is so cute! What is his name?
"Birfday sexx"

"Welcome the the abortion clinic. What's hood nigga"
"I have a birthday sex problem..."

by big black sexy daddy h April 13, 2010

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