Dirty Bean

When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall

Holy shit dude I dirty beaned that bitch

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

boy beans

Testicles

Thomas thought Carla gave the best blowjobs because she spent plenty of time and effort on his boy beans.

by LikesHisBoyBeans February 11, 2019

Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016

Fair beans

Fair enough

Friend 1: I'm not too bothered when it happens tbh
Friend 2: Fair beans, man. Fair beans.

by WreckedEm April 22, 2015

slow beans

Disappointed; not happening

Slow beans for you bud.

by slow beans February 08, 2018

micro bean

A very small penis.

Look that boy over there, his name is rhys he definitely has a ‘micro bean’

by willylicker69 April 28, 2020

Decoy Beans

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent

*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"

by Frijole Mexican Mexican May 19, 2008