Is a strong handsome bastard that identity is known as Maison Daniel prater potts he is a crazy bitch and when he is in class he chucks fucking BATARANG at people and says it like a 100 times and gets a detention from his teachers he hangs out with his bois nightwing and robin and bane because he is sexy and has sex with cat woman when he isn’t fighting crime
by Batman die January 1, 2020

by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

"Why'd you take so long?"
"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."
"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."
by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015

it's a bat that was bitten by a radioactive man. his family was murdered to death, so he became an edgelord who beats up people until they get knocked out, but at least he has a sick song
NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN
NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN
by CakeEatingPirate February 24, 2021

by Piss_Bowl November 5, 2021
