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The Bang Buttchug

The act of opening a can of Bang energy drink while inserting a funnel into your rectum and then pouring said Bang energy drink into the funnel in a show of dominance over a stressful situation.
Timmy: Yo my dude you look down. Did Sarah peg yo ass again with her titanium strap on?

Billy: Ya she did! It hurts to sit and now she thinks she runs the house! What should I do?

Timmy: Well I guess it's time to pull out The Bang Buttchug and show her who truly has the hairy gorilla chest in your house!
by SqueezyMcjingles November 11, 2019
mugGet the The Bang Buttchugmug.

Ziva's bangs

she cut her hair a few months ago and now she has short hair with bangs and she constantly talks about how her bangs never cooperate with her.
Ziva's bangs needs #cancelZiva'sbangs2020
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
mugGet the Ziva's bangsmug.

bang chan

person a: oh look, it's bang chan from stray kids.
person b: are you blind?! it's a kangaroo!!
by Someone you’ll never meet January 13, 2021
mugGet the bang chanmug.

Baggy Bang

Using a plastic grocery bag as a substitute for a condom.
Billy didn't have any rubbers. While fooling around with his neighbor Linda, he needed to grab the first thing he could - the grocery bag from Walmart. He baggy banged that bitch.
by dfsjkavnfjdsbvgjkdfs July 24, 2009
mugGet the Baggy Bangmug.

bang chan

most perfect human being in existence
look at this photo bang chan posted”
“omg i’m gonna cry
by LyonIsOffline April 10, 2022
mugGet the bang chanmug.

banging distance

banging distance is when you enjoy having sex with someone and they are a bit far to date but great for the occasional hook up and that is perfect.
30 miles is the appropriate banging distance for this guy, i don't wanna give him the wrong idea and date him exclusively.
by SexyTexan March 15, 2012
mugGet the banging distancemug.

Bang Zoom

When something happens quickly, "Bang Zoom!"
That dude split like "bang zoom" man! always said when clapping hands together and one hand slides forward after the clap.
by ArteestCreation February 6, 2012
mugGet the Bang Zoommug.

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