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“Hello, my name is Ida Baltqćlũre….
“Oh, is that a French last name?”
“Yes, I lived in a tiny village for twenty or so years named after my husbands family, in the Balsaqũe province, are you familiar? It is located in the middle part of France, which is know for having the largest vine grapes….”
“Oh, is that a French last name?”
“Yes, I lived in a tiny village for twenty or so years named after my husbands family, in the Balsaqũe province, are you familiar? It is located in the middle part of France, which is know for having the largest vine grapes….”
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When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
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An irrational fear of people from Baltimore, usually triggered by hearing someone say “hon”
Symptoms may include:
• Crossing the street when you hear a strong Baltimore accent
• Anxiety when someone insists crab cakes are better there than anywhere else
• Sweating when a Ravens fan starts talking trash unprompted
An irrational fear of people from Baltimore, usually triggered by hearing someone say “hon”
Symptoms may include:
• Crossing the street when you hear a strong Baltimore accent
• Anxiety when someone insists crab cakes are better there than anywhere else
• Sweating when a Ravens fan starts talking trash unprompted
“Ever since his cousin moved to Baltimore, he won’t answer unknown numbers anymore—straight baltiphobia.”
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A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
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