bald

something i tell my friend who has 0 hair growing onto his hair

hey antwan

antwan: what

you have 0 hair growing on your head your bald

antwan: ...

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it

Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”

by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

Bald

Having no hair on your head

Zak is bald as shit

by Bosleys November 17, 2019

bald water

When you're BALD.

lmao ur so BALD WATER. go get some hair, trash L.

by anonymous March 14, 2021

Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a funny girl who is very cute and is missy and is very very bald and is related to Jocelyn and Sierra.

Nanana BALD HILLARY

by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020

Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.

Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…

by 25lilh October 17, 2022