trent baker

A person who makes you feel extremely jealous by his intelligence, humor, good looks, and HUGE COCK. All the girls want him, all the guys want to be him

"You're limping, what happened?"
"I fucked Trent Baker last night"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle November 17, 2017

Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.

"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"

by BakaDog February 15, 2017

luke baker

A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.

Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.

by Dmick1326 July 5, 2016

Oscar Baker

A Chode.

"Wow! Oscar Baker is such a chode"

by John Coutis June 21, 2016

Baker's Delight

Engaging in oral with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was bout to go down on her last night when I started to smell something funny, then she shouted out "I hope you enjoy my BAKER'S DELIGHT!"

by fleetwuud April 17, 2016

Clumsy Baker

One who cleans up stray batches.

*see Jizz mop.

This porn booth needs a clumsy baker. My feet are stuck to the floor.

by It'sMePonyBoy October 6, 2016

bakers law

bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.

"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."

by coolfashiontips January 27, 2018