Beats me

Not what your redneck dad does.

I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.

by Yourvum July 2, 2021

beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

by Crazybmws April 1, 2011

Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.

Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.

by TheCreampieKid December 12, 2016

beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition

For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor

by Lucius Black February 9, 2009

cop a beat

To masturbate or beat off

Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin

by masterdoyle August 18, 2011

ivory beat

When a female tongues your butt and reaches around beating you off simultaneously, making it look like she is a rhino polishing her ivory horn.

You: "Aye Josh whens the last time your girl gave you that ivory beat?"

John: "Its been a minute..."

You: "Dang, I'm getting polished erry night with this freaky chick I just met online!"

by glantz January 10, 2012

Beat Bait

Anything pertaining to something so attractive or generally awesome, it produces the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Usually on the spot.

"Jesus! Did you see the rack on Jama? Totally beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."

by amdaddict November 20, 2009