full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."

From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"

by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019

Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.

Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...

by Pecks 1970 April 23, 2020

big boater

A stupid tourist particularly one on a cruise ship, which big boaters often refer to as a big boat.

The big boater asked, “Will this elevator take me to the front of the ship?”

by Slipper supporter April 24, 2020

Bradleigh boatman

Bradleigh boatman is a legendary gangsta who lives in reading

Oh bob is so cool hes a bradleigh boatman

by Collins dictionary. March 5, 2021

flying a boat

when one takes a shower and is high

when one asks their friend " dude did you have a hard time taking a shower high?"
dude:"its like flying a boat

by Andy spinxter September 21, 2006

Dirty Great Bloater

A very large gentleman

Look at Mick over there, eating all them pies, he's a dirty great bloater.

by Zipppppey November 27, 2012

Urethral U-Boat

When a dude decorates his dick as a German U-31 class u-boat, and inserts a projectile, such as a nerf dart, into his urethra, so that when he climaxes into his partner, the projectile will be launched into his choice of holes.

I’m searching for a partner to perform the Urethral U-Boat on.

by VyXious January 12, 2018