Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.

"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."

by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015

Pull a Batman

When you have to do one of two things:
1) Beat the ever living shit out of someone because they did something to tick you off.
2: You have to do incredible detective work to figure something out, IG: to find out who a friend likes, to find out where you put something, to find out who's been talking junk, etc.
Commonly associated with Batman this bitch.

1. Man, Frank's been pissing me off lately. I think I'm gonna have to Batman this bitch.
2: "Wait Joe, who do you like?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Fine. I'll just pull a Batman and figure it out."

by SteelNick November 28, 2015

Batman and Fuckem

run up and squad wipe

we bout to run up N batman and fuckem

by arclucis July 20, 2019

Batman

It's me, I'm batman, not even lying it's a last name referring to a german family.

Mr.Batman please come to the front of the room.

by I'm CAsey Batman November 19, 2019

Batman

A man that dresses up like a bat and fights clowns with his bird and other bats and sometimes a cat

Hey it Batman and his bird and cat

by Small dick energy April 24, 2019

Batman

An unstable orphan in a bat costume

Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice

*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*

by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019

Batman

Superhero with no superpowers

Look at Batman

by ParkDaddy69 May 28, 2019