bent barrel .38

Any old handgun, usually a revolver, which is well worn-out. It refers to surplus police .38 revolvers, with a long slender barrel, which is noticeably bent. The barrel became bent after an officer used it too many time to pistol-whipping suspects into submission, by hitting them over the head with the barrel of the gun.

Don't bother aiming. You can't hit a damn thing with that bent barrel .38.

by High_Sierra November 29, 2009

three-barrel shark

a bad-ass who, like the shark in Jaws, won't go down, according to Quint, "even with three barrels on 'em".

Always be a three-barrel shark and make them wish they had a bigger boat.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015

empty barrel

An empty barrel makes the most noise when it is knocked. When you call someone an "empty barrel" you are calling them stupid or a moron, as in nothing in your head.

This empty barrel shouldn't comment on the situation because she doesn't know what she's talking about.

by lightprovider October 22, 2017

Empty Barrel

An attention seeking individual whose full of hot air but makes a big noise about what they "think" they know.

There are two types of people in this world.

1. Those who actually "know" what they're talking about.
2. Those who "think" they know what they're talking about. An empty barrel.

Jack: That politician really puts on a convincing show but she really has no idea what she's talking about! She's an empty barrel.

by The Brodsters October 21, 2017

out of the barrel

When a pronounced alcoholic decides or is forced into a dry spell with every intention to return to that lifestyle eventually.

Tim: Where's Jim? He drank everyone under the table last week!

Kim: He'll be out of the barrel for a while, he took up a course to get his certs.

by letfireraindown November 19, 2010

Pickle Barrel

Large cask left out in old barns built in early 20th century. Was originally used to house pickled cucumbers, but ended up being a convenient elbow rest for the receiving member of 2 gay-in-denial rednecks to use for engaging in buttsex.

Gay-in-denial redneck #1: "Hey Cletus, full moon tonight, how bout we go down to the old barn and visit the ol' pickle barrel?".

Cletus: "Sounds like a hootin' and a hollerin' time to me!". "But make damn sure to bring plenty of moonshine for yours truly." "The last time you bent me over the ol' pickle barrel you made my sphincter gape so hard I thought it was gonna done rip!". "I need plenty of cousin Donnie's body-numbing midnight moonshine to get my butthole through another full moon of pickle barrel debauchery".

by ChicoSneeko November 13, 2011

Cracker Barrell

An interesting term used to describe everything Scary says and does!

Wow, look at that dude, he is clearly a cracker barrell!

by Mrrrrr. November 2, 2009