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awkward chocolate

To do an awkward chocolate one must get in the "69" position. While in this position the person on top must begin to shit, when the finkel matter is exiting in a "praire-dog" "dingleberry" or "turtle-head" fashion, the person on bottom must put the shit in their mouth and move back and forth in a "blow job" motion.
Thust making an awkward chocolate.
"i love watching 2girls1finger.com the awkward chocolate they do is so sexy."
"thats must fowl fucking thing ive ever heard, but its kinda hott."
by kevin snyder January 18, 2008
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awkward tent

When one "pitches a tent" in an unusual place generating an awkward situation.
I saw Josh jerking off in church last week. Talk about an awkward tent.
by Sun-shine June 21, 2007
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Awkward bonement

Main example* Spooning....

Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."
by Dalyena December 20, 2014
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Awkward Pineapple

Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to

interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.

Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.
Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"

Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"
by Dodwena September 18, 2013
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Awkward Excitement

When you get really excited for something, but it turns really awkward.
Girl 1: I'm getting brand new tapers! I'm so excited! -Shakes other girl violently-

Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-
by LoannahForever January 12, 2011
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Awkward Joanna

When an annoying girl called Joanna starts being completely awkward...
Mario: Hey Joanna! What time is it?
Joanna: *Starts singing Summer Time*
Mario: Awkward Joanna!!!
by AwkJoa March 16, 2012
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awkward shorts

A type of jean short, usually self-cut. MUST be made out of tight jeans (usually girls jeans or tight fitting mens jeans) Worn by men and hipster girls alike, awkward shorts are the awkward length that are not quite capris, but not quite short shorts. At least partially covers knee or flirts dangerously with exposing the whole knee, the amount of coverage depends on how 'hip' you are, without exposing the delicate balance (too short and they will just be jorts )

Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.
It's so hot out. Look at all these kids walking around in awkward shorts! They got their ray bans from a thrift store. I wonder how old that jersey is...

Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.
by sn4pify April 15, 2010
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