Alyssa Fowler

A back-up singer for people such as Britney Spears(pre K-Fed), Ashlee Simpson, and Taylor Swift.
Also Known As:
amazing, wonderful, fantastic, incomprehensible, marvelous, pwning, extraordinary, hilarious, bootilishiz, stunning, captivating, awesome.

"Is that Alyssa Fowler?!"
"Yeah. She's greater than everyone in the universe combined!"

by Jake Harrison August 25, 2006

Alysha

An Alysha is an interesting specimen. They are smart in books, but stupid in street. They hate reading, yet are very smart and have good grades. They are the definaition of goody goody and get upset when giveing someone help on a test. They are good dancers but usuaslly don't make it that far in the performing art, because they don't share their ideas because they are to afraid. They are very self consious and are afraid of what others think of them. They are normally short and have brown hair. They think dying hair is wrong. They normally have blue eyes and glasses. Another unique thing about Alysha's is that when sitting they constantly swing their legs back and forth. It is very anoyying. Because of the unfourtunate gene pool, they normally need to get braces. They are also obsessed with teen pop sensations such as boys with funny swoopy hair and a very high voice. Alyshas are normally an average weight, if not less than average. They feel thst they shouldn't wear reveling clothing, and when it is 20 degrees celcius they were a long sleeves and jeans. They never wear v-necks, and they get very VERY shy around people that they have an attraction towards. They like it when its not to hot and not to cold and never take advantage of people.

Look at that goody-goody over there." "Oh yea she's an Alysha.

by Zooroo10 November 29, 2011

alysa

an emo.

those black boots are so alysa

by simplybowl March 7, 2017

Alyson

Lord of the Rings is her religion. Her favorite flavor is vanilla and she always smells like it... except when she smells like a big stinky fart. Alysons fart a lot. But they make up for it by being pretty much the most fun girl around. They are also prone to fits of giggles and the occasional sweaty bum. Alysons are smart, but they don't rub that in your face, unless it comes to the Legend of Zelda, then they will make fun of anyone who cannot get past the Great Decu Tree. Just to be clear: Alysons may be nerds, but they are really hot nerds.

Oh man, that first date went really well! At first I wasn't sure because she looked waaay too hot for me, but then she farted and I knew she was the one. She's a total Alyson.

by thelittleprince86 December 6, 2011

Alys

Welsh for penis

I can't stop touching Alys

by kevin2 September 5, 2010

Alyson

Alyson has the biggest boobs that you will ever see. She is sexy from head to toe and guys can never stop staring at her. She loves to tease the guys that are all obsessed with her body. Always get Alyson to have sex with you whenever possible, you will not regret it.

Alyson has the biggest boobs I've ever seen.

by ._Saigon_. January 10, 2017

Alyssa

A woman, particularly a white far-left leaning overly privileged female, who feels she is entitled to lecture minorities on the truth of racism and what true social justice means. She is known for making appearances for appearances sake, like at courthouses to express fake outrage, while supporting other social justice losers, all while sporting a bee bonnet mop on her head. One of her psychological defects, amongst many, is that she is often depressed that a cool DGAF bald headed podcaster has more followers than her. Additionally, she suffers from a disorder known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) which can lead to WTB Syndrome, (Who’s The Boss Syndrome) in which this deranged lunatic wakes up in fear every night believing ME, her beloved President, Donald J Trump, is her Boss. Sadly, she often finds herself needy towards abusive men, and often endorses them for political office. The term Alyssa is similar to her cousin 'Karen', with one major exception; Alyssa’s don’t usually want to see the store manager, they think they ARE the store manager. Origin beliefs. C-list actress, Alyssa Milano, was roasted online for lecturing the Great Hershal Walker about social justice as she Tweeted: “As a sports fan I'm so sad to see @HerschelWalker say that Trump is a champion of social justice...” . However, it is purely coincidental that this incident has anything to do with the origin meaning, Alyssa.

Alyssa, I am your President. You're fired.

by I am your President August 27, 2020