alice donker

dodgy girl who farts on men with some nice tits and a phat ass with a dodgy personality

damn that alice donker girl is nice but she farts on men

by aw5917042 November 22, 2021

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Alice

Top bitch defo 10/10

I want to become an Alice!
You mean old?

by second_top_bitch March 23, 2022

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Alice is a tall lovely girl who's always loyal and caring towards others. Extremely intelligent and beautiful with dark glistening brown hair, and is highly unaware of it! The beautiful smile she makes could make you never forget how beautiful and wonderful she is. Her soothing voice is as soothing as silk and could tell a bedtime story and you'll definitely make you fall asleep in almost an instant. A person who she values as a best friend could easily fall into her lustful intentions and could possibly make you cherish her forever, but that won't last for eternity if you mess up very badly, that trust pact you have with her could be destroyed forever.

Guy 1: Hey dude, that Alice girlfriend of yours is so beautiful! I wish I had her.
Guy 2: A lot of people wish they had Alice. I'm just so lucky to have someone like her!
Guy 1: She is so charming and beautiful, I might be obsessing over her.

by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022

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Alice Number

A number expressible as 2^N * a prime, where N is a strictly positive integer. Invented by Alice.

Good morning, that's a nice Alice Number.

by SamualN October 27, 2020

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Alice

Alice is a badass fitgirl who ride an old purple bike. She is incredibly good in bed and if you sleep with her you will believe she is flying as an angel (or devil). Every Canadian fight for her but she prefers Baudelaire (saying with a British accent).

Look at this flyer, it’s a bird, it’s a place, no ! It’s Alice !

by Vivanax November 23, 2021

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