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boobie alarm clock

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.
Hey baby, I have an early meeting, can I get a boobie alarm clock for 6AM.
by Codewarrior128 November 9, 2013
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Dog Alarm

When one dog barks and the entire neighborhood of dogs start barking
Jamie be quiet, We wouldn't want to set off the dog alarm
by sinsforeal July 28, 2016
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mannaggia alla sacra sindone

Another, less common, form Italians use to imprecate in moments of crisis. It is one of the most powerful insult to deity in the story of humanity. Actually, it is almost not used, because it's too long, and you wouldn't say that instictively: porco dio o mannaggia alla madonna are more practical. But, using it in a proper manner, given the fact that you actually HAVE to think of saying it, can make you (yes, even you, and me, who navigate this side, a really cool aura. Also, Sir Paolo Chiavator, the creator of Harry Fotter (this is the original, Rowling stole the idea from poor Paolo) would be proud of you.
Hermione: "Harry, now is up to you."
Ron: "C'mon Harry you can do this"
Harry: "I ALREADY SAID I WONT GO IN THE UMBRIDGE'S OFFICE TO BE PEGGED, MANNAGGIA ALLA SACRA SINDONE!"
by moteur_modfie May 4, 2021
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Brazilian Alarm Clock

Waking a man up with oral sex
Chris was gently woken by a Brazilian Alarm Clock.
by ChrisOl May 6, 2021
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enkh-aldar

hard working and kind hearted man ❤️ 🔥
Enkh-Aldar You are the best dad ever! 🥰
by daughterrrrr November 21, 2021
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False alart

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.
Nothing came out but gas, false alart!
by cjvialpando July 6, 2022
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mexican alarm clock

Drinking large amounts of plain tap water before going to sleep so as to be waken up by the urge to urinate.
Pedro wound up his mexican alarm clock with half a gallon of water.
by sh0gg0th December 15, 2008
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