He’ll slaughter you in bed with his massive 25 incher you will be over whelmed to the point of no return
by Ashley8294828939loveydubby December 18, 2020
The true definition of THE MAN
Smashing life on a regular basis, being attractive to all sexes, the closest to perfect humanity has. NO ONE COMES CLOSE !
Smashing life on a regular basis, being attractive to all sexes, the closest to perfect humanity has. NO ONE COMES CLOSE !
Dude you just scored a touchdown in the Liverpool game!!
And also a home run in one bat ! Your truly the "Al maguire "
And also a home run in one bat ! Your truly the "Al maguire "
by Blissfully unaware February 02, 2018
A guy who looks like a broke version of Al Pacino and is very rude to people like Tony Montana from Scarface, or someone who's just difficult to deal with.
A very angry man who sounds drowsy and loud comes into a doctor's office and he's wearing a white suit jacket and dress shoes and has a cane, and speaks very rudely when demanding attention. Everyone gets annoyed with him.
Man: "HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN, MY DOCTOR IS SOANDSO, I NEED THIS MEDICATION RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EENGLISH?!"
People at desk: *stare at him annoyed*: "Go back to the nurse's station."
They then start talking: "Wow he looks like a broke version of Al Pacino."
One of them responds as he leaves: " More like Al Crapino."
*Another person acting like a douche bag*
Frustrated person: "STOP BEING AN AL CRAPINO!"
Man: "HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN, MY DOCTOR IS SOANDSO, I NEED THIS MEDICATION RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EENGLISH?!"
People at desk: *stare at him annoyed*: "Go back to the nurse's station."
They then start talking: "Wow he looks like a broke version of Al Pacino."
One of them responds as he leaves: " More like Al Crapino."
*Another person acting like a douche bag*
Frustrated person: "STOP BEING AN AL CRAPINO!"
by Merkalos May 08, 2013
by Curbystylz March 20, 2017
Water. A tongue-in-cheek joke derived from the creation story in the Bible. Adam was the first man in the Garden of Eden; he lived a pure lifestyle in communion with God. Before the fall, he was unclothed an eating just fruits and vegetables in the garden, therefore the only thing to drink was water.
by Shumado January 08, 2017
al ryan is so stupid
by urbanicpseudonym November 25, 2015