Alien dipstick

This is a large human like animal who speaks french

Omg i think theres an alien dipstick in that UFO he must be raping children

by Fucking cock sucker February 10, 2018

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Alien Mudhole

When you chance a glory hole and it's not a mouth on the other side.

I put my dick in an Alien Mudhole and it was shitty.

by Leaky Rhino September 28, 2022

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The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023

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Alien

How would I describe humanity to Aliens?

Iam "A Quasi-Psychic bipedal primate hivemind that uses verbal cues to communicate their thoughts to one another and inference to predict what it likely to happen in the future (which is what makes it quasi-psychic). Since the time of our insemination we have abstracted out the traits of the other animals that share our planet and then crafted tools to allow ourselves to use those traits to survive and make out lives easier (For example, big cat tooth sharp = animal dead, therefore, if I have sharp tooth I too can make animal = dead and, thus, the creation of the knife). I think that would adequately describe to an Alien race what we are in the most literal sense."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

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