Night Shift

When you don't get sacked for being an utter creepy predator but instead get offered a job on night shift to watch folk sleep.

Hey Rolf! What happened to creepy Jimmy?

Ah I forgot to tell you Gary, he's now on the night shift!

by Bollock tucker November 03, 2022

Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.

Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."

by EJS_Ethan May 13, 2022

twist and shift

The motion of jerking off a dick;handjob

bro did you hear that ashlyn twist and shifted jack

by therealist2345 June 03, 2018

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 11, 2020

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 11, 2020

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 11, 2020

Shift worker

Someone who is never fun at parties and tells everyone how unsociable their hours are.

I can’t come for tea tonight, I’m a shift worker. Im on nights a week on Thursday.

by bounty67 December 28, 2017