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Facts

"Stop trying to confuse me with facts, I'm trying to think" ~ Plato
Iam "Plato said a bunch of cool stuff."

Hym "Facts."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2022
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Bames Fact

A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.

A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"
"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"

"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?
by Un0Wh0 April 24, 2021
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derrick fact

When someone passes along an untrue statement they heard as truth.
A derrick fact is: "The original guy from Blue's Clue offed himself because he couldn't take the show anymore."

He is, in fact, alive and well.
by weyluke June 1, 2010
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A fact

A truth known by actual experience or observation; something known to be true:
“Alex loves Bri more because it’s just a fact!!”
by Sillyalex April 16, 2024
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Facts Lazaria

When something is super factual and true.
“5+5 = 10” , “facts lazaria!!”
by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024
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frightentific facts

“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.
The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.
by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017
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duh fact

when something is so obvious, if you say it someone will for sure respond with a "duh!"

stating the obvious aspects of a comment, trying to look self assured.
"after avoiding a friend of mine for weeks, she came out and asked me if i was avoiding her because i didn't like her...well, do i have to explain every duh fact in the universe?"
by F_j August 23, 2011
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